What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 09:14
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Power Rankings: RBC Canadian Open - PGA Tour
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Microsoft Confirms Password Deletion—Now Just 8 Weeks Away - Forbes
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
The Mustang’s New Appearance Pack Is a 1980s Fever Dream - Motor1.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
So they tried
New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state, health officials say - KING5.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...